Top 10 Things Heard at a Zebra Trial
10. I object to the wearing of black and white at a Zebra trial. Except of course you Your Honor.
9. BulldogsInCuteHats.com was already taken
8. It sounded better then Real Estate Referee
7. There Can Be Only One… Zebra… #winning
6. What did a Zebra do to you anyway?
5. I thought if I could find it online that meant they were competing with me.
4. You can’t keep a good Zebra down
3. Look it up… Zebra’s are Tough.
2. Can’t Zebras sing Kumbaya?
1. Jay Made me do It.
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#2 and #9….laughter at other’s expense…so be it!
Maybe I watched too much Charlie Sheen last night (ended up turning it off after like 10 minutes)…
I was thinking what if David Letterman did a Top 10 list on this.
Seemed like these could have been on the list.
I did hear somewhere however that only comedians should do funny. Everyone else should stick to what they do best, so hopefully I wasn’t too off sides here.